"Bitch I’ll give you 5 seconds"
i wish someone looked at me with as much love and adoration as zayn looks at liam’s ass
The kardashians watching Beyoncé all salty cuz they have no talent.
Like why were they even there?
Their family is full of successful business women who are mothers, managers, television hosts, models, and video game producers. Just because they can’t sing or dance does not mean they don’t have talent.
okay yes take me the fuck to church ^
"Hmmm someone stole my boxers I’m so embarrassed" EMBARRASSED MY FUCKING ASS OH IM SO EMBARRASSED LET ME GO OUTSIDE IN A DIFFERENT PAIR OF BOXERS AND SHOW YOU MY DICK AND TALK ABOUT IT IN AN INTERVIEW LIKE ITS FUCKING NOTHING AHAHA SO EMBARRASSING AHAHAHAHAHAH OH LOOK AT MY DICK WE WERE MILLIMITERS AWAY FROM A BIT OF PENIS THERE AHAH OH IM SO EMBARRASED :((
A skateboarding dog? Easy. Teaching her the “Share” command was the tough part. #ShareaCoke